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there are certain people whos textposts i love reading even if they arent funny or about intersting stuff they just have a nice way of talking about their lives
Raindrops on Roses
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(Source: lesumirecastles)
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
- What people think Old English is: Thou art indeed a fine lad, prithee yonder! Wherefore arest mine pantalones?
- What it actually is: Syððan ǽrest wearð feasceaft funden, hé þæs frófre gebád, wéox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þáh, oð þæt him ǽghwylc ymbsittendra ofer hron-ráde hýran scolde, gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs gód cyning!
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
(Source: fortunetellings)
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
(Source: thespacecoyote)
About Raindrops on Roses
Hey! You can call me Zonder or Sarah, I don't mind either. I'm here to occasionally comment on my life and post an insane amount of anything related to Zelda, TTGL, or Evan-jelly-on. And maybe even GaoGaiGar. Feel free to ask me anything, too!
